Things Jack says at least once a day:
Let’s start with the “How many times have I told you…”
Jack: “How many times have I told you not to leave the sponge in the sink?!”
Jack: “How many times have I told you to close the laundry room door?!”
Jack: “How many times have I told you not to leave the milk bottle in the baby’s bed?!”
Jack: “How many times have I told you not to leave the TV on when you leave the house ?!”
Jack: “How many times have I told you to not close the computer like that?!”
Jack: “How many times have I told you to put your toothbrush in the cupboard?!”
Jack: “How many times have I told you not to clean out your hair brush in the toilet?!”
Now the “where’s’”
Jack: “Where’s my pillow?”
Jack: “Where are my glasses?”
Jack: “Where’s my mouth guard?”
Jack: “Where’s my belt?”
Jack: “Where’s my wallet?”
Jack: “Where are my keys?”
Jack: “Where’s the baby monitor?”
Jack: “Where’s the Hydro bill?”
He hates it when I blog about him. I could talk about him all day.
He’s going to hate this!
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